"How to Save time in Your Day"
Everyone wants to save time and everyone says "i don't have enough time in the day". I have an idea. Lets just abbreviated everything. Now, everyone knows about LOL, IDK, BFF, and OMG, and everyone thinks that it started with text messaging. But, it really started in the early 90s, when we all got into chat rooms. Oh, ya, they were big in the 90s. Recently, I saw a episode of Friends where Chandler was talking to someone in a chat room and Phoebe asked Chandler what HH meant. It meant that they are holding hands. WOW, HH is powerful and yet so romantic. What if we just decided to make a dictionary of abbreviated words? And we had over 1,00o words just abbreviated like OMG and then in the future all signs, words, languages were just abbreviated. It would save time. Time that everyone wants to spend with their loved ones. Like I would just email my friend and it would say "mt gm tnt 7p, bg wgs" which translates into "Lets meet for the football games tonight at 7pm, can you make sure to bring the wings." I just saved 20 seconds by just abbreviating, WOW, I just saved time. Lets all save time. Here are some abbreviated translations for you. Now this is the Scott Taylor Version:
hru = How are you?
hmch ds it cst= How much does it cost?
wht r u doin tgt= What are you doing tonight?
i hgry, lts et= I'm hungry lets eat
i thg abt goin to gme tgt, wht r u doin = I was thinking about going to the game tonight, what are you going to do?
i dcd 2 chg my clts and nt whr otft bc i dnt lke the wy it lk on me = i decided to change my clothes and not wear that certain outfit because I didn't like the way it looked on me.
Stp = Stop
Et= Eat
And just think how much time we can save each day. Amazing!!
That is Deep thoughts by Scott Taylor
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